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[Volf_PL]

omegle.com

Podłączasz się, losowo dostajesz kogoś i gadasz. Na początku myślałem że to boty ale niektóre były zbyt inteligentne. Raz mi się udało wyciągnąć fotę od typa, bo uwierzył że jestem 22 letnią dziewczyną z Francji xDDD Wklejajcie cytaty xD

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: where are you from?
Stranger: you??
You: poland
Stranger: china
You: nice
You: can u help me?
You: i need some stuff from china
You: i will pay u and u send me it ok?
You: i want to produce anabolic steroids and need some powder, can we make a deal?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: from
Stranger: ?
You: Poland
You: u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Nawra]

Nie jest źle przed chwilą gadałem z jakimś Brazylijczykiem i nawet nieźle mu szło po angielsku


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: JUST ANOTHER PRETTY FACE BUT I WANT ONE MORE TASTE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hello sir
You: hi
Stranger: Are you interested in some free aids?
Stranger: WELL WE ARE SOLD OUT TOTALLY!!!

[POLAND18back]

Ciekawe lubię takie pogaduchy o pupce maryni

[brzos]

Niezłe jaja
...
You: How old are U?
Stranger: 16.
Stranger: u=
You: 18
You: male/female?
Stranger: MALE
You: me too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Uznałem że "u=" oznacza zapytanie o wiek stawiając na to że skoro odpowiedział to wiedział...
Ale mogłem się pomylić

[Seba]

Stranger: hi
You: hi; ]
Stranger: im male
You: me too ;D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Nie fajne

[Mojwa]

mi się trochę nudziło i znaleźliście mi rozrywkę.
szkolę sobie jezyk i bardzo mi to na reke. z jakims amerykancem gadalam i mowil ze gral kiedys w bf 1942 ale ze jest 2142 juz nie wiedzial ;<

a tu wycinek z innej rozmowy

You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: from?
Stranger: netherlands
You: o
You: !
Stranger: and you?
You: marihuana!
You: poland
Stranger: nice
Stranger: in the netherlands you have a lot of
You: yes i know
You: in poland its illegal
Stranger: are you m of f
You: f
Stranger: here not
You: i knooooow u r so lucky

[Seba]

Nawet nie ma co pisac "male"

[brzos]

to spróbuj może "45 years old"
Nie obrażając nikogo oczywiście nikogo, sam mam nadzieje dożyć wieku średniego.

Po magicznym male każda rozmowa się kończy, portal dla napaleńców szukających fajnych lasek w necie. Tylko fajne laski nie siedzą na takich czatach tylko z swoimi chłopakami. Jeszcze tego chyba nie odkryli.

Stranger: Hello
You: hello
Stranger: Who are yo?
You: nobody
You: sad
You: but true
Stranger: I see..
Stranger: That sucks
You: yes
You: where are you from?
Stranger: Sweden
Stranger: and you?
You: Poland
Stranger: I see
Stranger: agE?
You: 18
Stranger: m/f?
You: and U?
You: m
Stranger: 17
Stranger: make
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HC
Stranger: wanna touch it
You: ...
You: male?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

To była już ostatnia próba znalezienia normalnej osoby
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: are U looking for female?
Stranger: Yes, that'd be nice
You: sorry man, no this time
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mojwa]

Hah Ja jako dziewczę nie mam problemów z rozpoczęciem rozmowy. Poznałam jednego fajnego chłopaka i naprawdę fajnie mi się gadało. Wymieniliśmy się msn'ami i ciekawe czy będzie się dało to kontynuować

Rimmorn, nie nie masz o co być zazdrosny! XD

Stranger: hehe,boy ,tell me where u from?
You: girl, not boy ;> and from Poland
You: u?
Stranger: it's a secret
You: why?
Stranger: coz u r stranger
You: oh. r u scared?
Stranger: yeah

[S.Li]

Udało wam się trafić na kobietę ?

Cytat

Stranger: hello~
You: hello
Stranger: from?
You: england
Stranger: where are you from!
Stranger: oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: i love english!!!!!!
You: lol?
Stranger: lol???
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: lol = ^^
You: ;d
You: boy or girl ?
Stranger:
Stranger: GIRL!!
You: me too XD
Stranger: 16 age
Stranger: ><!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: really??? ><
You: ye.
Stranger: oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: i;m korean!
You: o,o
You: Orly ? XD
Stranger: korean loves english so much!
Stranger: ><
Stranger: ...?
You: no, nothing xD
Stranger: haha!
Stranger: ...
Stranger: speak english
Stranger: ㅠㅠ
Stranger: so
Stranger: difficult'
Stranger: hard
You: mhm... it's hard...
Stranger: ><
Stranger: you speak korean?
You: no.
Stranger: m....
Stranger: 안녕하세요!
Stranger: 안녕하세요 =hi
You: I havent got korean letters D:
Stranger: 반갑습니다 = nice to meet you
Stranger: oh........................
Stranger: me too
Stranger: you'r
Stranger: addres
You: I'm really from mars
Stranger: address
You: xxX 41/6
Stranger: mars?
Stranger: hahahahahahaaha
Stranger: XD
You: english ppl from mars ;D
Stranger: ppl?
You: people o.o
Stranger: oh...
Stranger: wow..
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: you funny
You: you too ;d
Stranger: haha
Stranger: now
Stranger: school holidays
Stranger: ><
Stranger: but
Stranger: next week
Stranger: ..................
You: ye... it's stupid D:
Stranger: starting school
You: I want holidays all time
Stranger: me too !!!
Stranger: vacation home work so much!!
You: I'm must goona kill my dog see ya
Stranger: many
Stranger: what???

[noteek]

Jedyne co mogę napisać:

Hahahahahaahahahahahahhaa... Leje, temu Koreańczykowi coś chyba słońce głowę ostro przygrzało.

[Ryba]

"Stranger: wanna touch it"

Gorzej jak tacy zagadują na gg/skype/nk etc. etc. whatever... Wiem z autopsji...

[Sevq]

Stranger: Hey
You: hi
Stranger: wat's up?
You: i'm 1125 years old man and i'm looking for some pussy to fuck
You: are you interested?
Stranger: better look somewhere else
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Rozmowa 2:
Stranger: hi
You: Jessica its you?
Stranger: who the fuck is Jessica
Stranger: are you cheating
You: i know that's you Jessica
You: i told everything your mother
You: how you can sleep with him after night ha?!
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: your an asshole
You: What The Futer? futer is now fuck'd up because he dont use condoms
Stranger: are you high
You: you know what i mean? Now u need to get some babysitter
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Zajcu]

Użytkownik Sevq dnia 20-08-2009 22:16 napisał

Stranger: Hey
You: hi
Stranger: wat's up?
You: i'm 1125 years old man and i'm looking for some pussy to fuck
You: are you interested?
Stranger: better look somewhere else
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

trzeba było napisać miedzy 70-80 ciekawe co wtedy by napisal a nie ja zółw 1000

[Sevq]

Użytkownik ZajcuNS dnia 20-08-2009 22:18 napisał

trzeba było napisać miedzy 70-80 ciekawe co wtedy by napisal a nie ja zółw 1000

Cholera, podziałało

Stranger: hi
You: i'm 80 years old man and i'm looking for some pussy to fuck
Stranger: finally i found you my lover
Stranger: i will go to you right now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Teraz tylko czekam...

[Volf_PL]

A ja zawsze trafiam na takich co od razu - wanna cyber sex? xD
BTW jak ktoś nie ogarnia to asl znaczy Age Sex Location xD

[Zajcu]

Użytkownik Sevq dnia 20-08-2009 22:28 napisał

Cholera, podziałało

Stranger: hi
You: i'm 80 years old man and i'm looking for some pussy to fuck
Stranger: finally i found you my lover
Stranger: i will go to you right now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Teraz tylko czekam...

"Zajcu prawde Ci powie "

[kosa20493]

You: hiStranger: heyYou: where are you from?Stranger: chicago you?
You: poland - warsawStranger: im sorry

;p

[brzos]

Pisał kumpel ok. 2-5 w nocy. Same taiwan i korea.
You: hi
You: ?
Stranger: HEY
You: asl?
Stranger: omg
Stranger: fuck that
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: fuck me
Stranger: no seriously fuck me
You: no way

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: where are u?
You: from of course?
Stranger: ireland u
You: poland
You: with have some conections i suppose
You:
You: your age?
Stranger: 17 u?
You: 20
You: f/m?
Stranger: f you?
You: m
Stranger: cool
You: what are you doing for a living?
You:
Stranger: im a student and u?
You: im a student too
You: but i am always in away
Stranger: at 20?
You: at university
Stranger: oh right
You: no high school no more
Stranger: ooooh yeah
You: do u like sports?
Stranger: i like dancing
You: because im sportsman
You: and i'm interested in it a lot
Stranger: oh cool
You: dancing it is one of my favourite with the girl nad maybe alone too but i didnt try it alone:)
You: my favourite sport is riding a bike, swimming, playing golf
Stranger: awh thats nice
You: but for a living i ski all the time
You: from october to june
You: what time is in your house?
Stranger: 1:29 wbu?
You: ?
You: nice
You: are you blond or dark?
Stranger: blonde u
You: me too
You: but im a man
Stranger: hehe
You: do you like chating without knowing who is on the other side?
Stranger: emm sometimes, you?
You: not quite
You: but if it seems to be a blond 17 yo irleand girl
Stranger: y?
You: i think that this time yes
Stranger: hehe so what do you want to talk bout?
You: i wanna know at first how tall are you?
Stranger: bout 5,9 u?
You: wait a moment cause we have cm and u inch
You: so i will in a few seconds tell you how tall im am
Stranger: kk:)
You: kk?
You: i,m 6,6
Stranger: its like ok but it seems cuter hehe
You: do u have facebook?
Stranger: nope =/
You: myspace?
Stranger: i dont have anything...
You: do u have home, money? maybe you want something?
Stranger: haha you'r funny..
You: yes i know im from poland and from the south coast:)
You: i write coast cause mountains are my sea
Stranger: ooh right
You: maybe you want to ask me something?
Stranger: emm like what?
You: i can tell you that im sort of well know person in Poland
Stranger: you are?
You: i dont know i supose that you will think about it
Stranger: how are you well known?
You: yes cause ive really impress achivement in my sport
You: from the papers
You: from the interview in a tv
Stranger: oooh thats soo cool
You: who tell you about this site?
You: some friends?
Stranger: yeah you?
You: exactly the same
You: one my best friend
Stranger: my too
You: cause they were examining the people who are using it for they university project
Stranger: i want to fuck you
You: a s l?
Stranger: 17, female, ireland
You: location of sex
Stranger: what?
You: you said that you want to fuck me
Stranger: i do
You: so it is no other way
You: without saying the place and time
Stranger: wle im in my bed, and its 1:53
You: you wanna do it wireless?
Stranger: is that ovr a webcam?
You: yes
Stranger: i dont have a webcam...but lets cyber babe
You: are you a cyber babe?
Stranger: whats a cyber babe?
You: dont worry
You: you said it i didnt know what is it
You: so i write such a thing:)
You: doesnt matter
You: tell me know what do you want u
Stranger: i want to hear you talk real dirty bout me
You: i know only that fuck me
You: you are real slut you know it?
You: you are fucking little bastard
Stranger: wel i can tell you are really strong so i want to no what it would be like
You: it would be the best time in your life
You: but it will not be
Stranger: describe it to me..
You: cause you are afraid
Stranger: afraid?
Stranger: of what?
You: yes afraid
You: of checking me out live
You: and getting know who am i
You: in 100% real conact eye to eye
You: contact*
Stranger: i dont have a webcam though
You: it is kind of problem but not for me
You: i can put the reservation on my name at the airport info and buy the ticket for the ireland
You: or ask my friends for their aircraft
You: a webcam cost a 10$
Stranger: wl i cant go to the shop now can i ?
You: at 2 am i think that only the stript clubs and 24h alcohol shops and petrol stations and the frog are opec
You: open*
You: we can do like this
You: you can tell me what you are doing
Stranger: you want to no?
You: and i in a way of that i can tell u some dirty staff
You: yes i do
Stranger: that depends on what u are doing right now..
You: i can tell yell know for my little dirty biitch downstairs and we can do something real hard
Stranger: oooohh really?
Stranger: hard?
You: i can do it but i will have to wake up her and i dont have 100% sure that you wont click the button disconnect
You: some stiff thing
Stranger: hhmmmm i would love to suck it
You: are you the typish ireland woman?
Stranger: not really..hehe
You: are you more oprah or eva longoria
You: ?
Stranger: eva longoria sexy
You: so you are opraahh kind i suppose on that answer
Stranger: no eva longoria
Stranger: u smell
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[noteek]

Przeczytałem 3/4 i już z krzesła spadłem. Sam później wkleję kilka rozmów..